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Tuesday, July 15, 2008

JOKES

Smoke Rings

A guy traveling through the prairies of the USA stopped at

a small town and went to a bar. He stood at the end of the bar, ordered a drink, and lit up...








Going To Heaven

The pastor was talking to a group of young children about believing in Jesus and going to heaven. At the end of his talk he asked confidently...


Best Buddies

Nancy announced that she was going to start a diet to lose some pounds she had put on recently...








God`s Compensation

Two goobers were talking. One was explaining to the other how the Lord often compensates for a person's natural deficiencies...




Lazy Husband

A man told his doctor that he wasn't able to do all the things around the house that he used to do. When the exam was...










Drunk Fart

There was a husband and his wife sitting next to a drunk in a bar. Suddenly the drunk stands up and yells, "ATTENTION ALL" and farts loudly...




Spit It Out

One day an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman walked into a pub together. They proceeded to each buy a pint of Guinness. Just as they were about to enjoy...











Married Men

There is a rather sizable factory that hires only married men. Concerned about this, a woman organisation called on the manager and asked him...




I`m The Boss

CEO was complaining in a staff meeting the other day that he wasn't getting any respect. Later that morning he went out and got a small sign...

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