Smoke Rings | A guy traveling through the prairies of the USA stopped at a small town and went to a bar. He stood at the end of the bar, ordered a drink, and lit up... |
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Going To Heaven | The pastor was talking to a group of young children about believing in Jesus and going to heaven. At the end of his talk he asked confidently... |
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Best Buddies | Nancy announced that she was going to start a diet to lose some pounds she had put on recently... | |
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God`s Compensation | Two goobers were talking. One was explaining to the other how the Lord often compensates for a person's natural deficiencies... | |
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Lazy Husband | A man told his doctor that he wasn't able to do all the things around the house that he used to do. When the exam was... | |
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Drunk Fart | There was a husband and his wife sitting next to a drunk in a bar. Suddenly the drunk stands up and yells, "ATTENTION ALL" and farts loudly... | |
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Spit It Out | One day an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman walked into a pub together. They proceeded to each buy a pint of Guinness. Just as they were about to enjoy... | |
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Married Men | There is a rather sizable factory that hires only married men. Concerned about this, a woman organisation called on the manager and asked him... | |
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I`m The Boss | CEO was complaining in a staff meeting the other day that he wasn't getting any respect. Later that morning he went out and got a small sign... |
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